Merch
Retired. Not Dead.
Shirts, polos, caps and mugs for people who have earned them.
Print-on-demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is wasted. Ordered when you order it, posted directly to you.
The designs
Eight slogans, so far
Previews shown as designs, not photographs of finished products.
RETIRED. NOT DEAD.
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SPENDING THE KIDS' INHERITANCE
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RETIREMENT PLAN: THAILAND
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MY PENSION GOES FURTHER IN THAILAND
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OFFICIALLY RETIRED
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ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
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RETIRED IN THAILAND
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DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE CHECKED THE ฿ RATE
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The range
What it will be printed on
T-shirts
Soft cotton, cut for people who stopped caring about slim fit some years ago.
From £22
Indicative pricing · Navy, Sand, White, Bottle green
Polo shirts
The unofficial uniform of the expat golf society.
From £32
Indicative pricing · Navy, White, Sky
Caps
Necessary equipment rather than a fashion statement, at 34 degrees.
From £18
Indicative pricing · Stone, Navy
Mugs
For the instant coffee you will insist on bringing from home.
From £14
Indicative pricing · White, Black
Tote bags
For the fresh market, which is where you will actually use it.
From £16
Indicative pricing · Natural, Navy
Retirement gifts
For the colleague whose leaving do is next Friday and who will not stop talking about Thailand.
From £16
Indicative pricing · Various
How fulfilment will work
The store is built to connect to a print-on-demand supplier such as Printful or Printify. They print and post each item when it is ordered, which means no stock, no inventory management and no warehouse full of unsold caps. Integration is prepared in the codebase and switches on once an account and API credentials exist.
Tell me when the merch is available
We will send one email when it opens. Not a campaign — one email.